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Friend told me he would put application and recommendation in for me for a dubious job offer that came in email. He said he needed my SS (social security number). The following was my response:
I cannot give you my SS# as the bank in Nigeria that is sending me the millions I inherited from my late cousin that was crown price of Russia that he left me along with the $50 million I won in the Libya lottery told me when I gave them my bank account numbers and SS# to make sure I did not give to anyone else asking as those others asking would be trying to drain all that money from my accounts. They tell me my money has made it to the Bahamas and they think three more transfers and it will get to me. They said doing this way keeps the IRS from knowing I got it so they don't charge me taxes on it. I already agreed to get a car warranty with part of it on my 2001 Saturn with 825,000 miles on the odometer.
Hope you enjoy that story I gave my friend. The year and mileage on my car is true.
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